inbox.

[tender]

action + written + crystal

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bow on this y/y

[tender]

Alright. Meet me in an hour, at the ferry dock.

one QUICK thing.

[notathreat]

Real quick-

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

guffaw

[tender]

Favorite letter? I don't think I've ever met a pirate who had one.

[ says derrica, a semi-retired pirate. ]

[notathreat]

Terrible. 'Cause there's a few of 'em.

[Can Derrica hear her struggling not to laugh.]

I'll give you one.

[Dramatic. PAUSE.]

'Tis the C!

[tender]

[ oh my god ]

That's awful.

[ though Derrica is laughing regardless, so. ]

[notathreat]

Not as awful as this one.

Arrrrrrr.

[Get it?]

Or-

Aye-aye.

[tender]

[ oh mY god ]

I'm going to put my crystal away now, Ellie.

[notathreat]

[Run while you can, Der. Ellie's still laughing as she makes an affirmative noise, and hangs up.]